Hail Glorious Saint Patrick
Well shiver me shamrocks, is it that time of year again? Faith
and begorrah if the days aren't flying in but I don't mind, no,
not me, divil a bit of it. Sure don't I love that time of year
when Paddy's Day rolls in and we all get the chance to stuff the
shamrock and say slán to the snakes.
Despite such goosepimple-inducing Paddywhackery which now
accompanies St Patrick's Day, the prospect of a public holiday is
always welcome and many people do like to celebrate their
Irishness without having to resort to Leprechauns, shillelaghs
etc.
This year Dublin in particular is pulling out all the stops with
a weekend-long festival, culminating in the annual city-centre
parade, which will be broadcast live on RTE 1 in a 12 to 1 St
Patrick's Day Special. Ronan Collins and Cynthia Ní Mhurchú will
accost people on the streets for snippets of wit and wisdom while
regulars Marty Whelan and Ciana Campbell host a studio party from
Montrose. Expect the usual laboured coverage but at least it is
followed by the All Ireland Club Finals, live from Croke Park
(RTE 1, 1.50pm) when the hurling Wolfe Tones from Shannon,
County Clare, clash camáns with Galway's Athenry (throw-in 2pm)
while Knockmore from Mayo take on Crossmaglen Rangers of Armagh
in football (throw-in 3.30pm).
Over on Network Two, the evening from 7pm onwards is dominated by
Irish traditional music, dance and song. Some bright spark also
came up with the idea of dipping into the archives for classic
musical numbers to play in between the programmes. The pick of
these are Luke Kelly and the Dubliners singing The Town I Loved
So Well (7.45pm) and a rendition of St Patrick Was a Gentleman
from Christy Moore and Stockton's Wing, both recorded way back in
1980 (12.35pm).
There is also another chance (7.30pm) to see the delightfully
comic and moving short, Dance Lexie Dance, about a Protestant
widower in Derry whose 12-year-old daughter wants to be an Irish
dancer and perform in Riverdance. Those not sick to the back
teeth by now of the Riverdance phenomenon can see Riverdance Live
At Radio City (Network Two, 9.50pm). Even schmaltzier, if of
nostalgic interest, is promised in A Little Bit of Irish (Network
Two, 11.40pm), originally recorded on location in Dublin in 1966
and featuring Bing Crosby, Milo O'Shea, Siobhán McKenna,
Bernadette Greevy, Alma Carroll, The Ludlows and the Rory
O'Connor Dancers.
Over on UTV a comedy special from The Gaeity Theatre features a
specially-concocted piece from the writers of Father Ted, as well
as stand-ups and sketches from Dermot Morgan, Brendan O'Carroll,
Owen O'Neill and Ed Byrne.
Also on Monday, and away from an Irish theme, Ray Mears' World of
Survival series continues (BBC2, 8.30pm) with a visit to the
Ploynesian island of Savii in Western Samoa. So far Mears has
travelled to live wiith the Inuit, the Australian Aborigines and
the indigenous people of Siberia. His enthusiasm and admiration
for his hosts is honest and infectious and he is not afraid to
chip in and learn. All in all a fascinating look at how people
manage to survive and prosper in the harshest of climates. Samoan
divers train from childhood to gather clams from the ocean bed.
They descend to depths of 22 metres without oxygen.
Earlier in the weekend, (BBC2, Saturday, 15 March, 11.50pm)
Windows On the World presents leading young Irish composer
Patrick Cassidy's The Children of Lir, a mix of traditional and
modern music. The tragic Irish legend is narrated from St
Patrick's Cathedral by Adrian Dunbar, while Liam O'Flynn plays
the Uileann pipes, joined by the Tallis Chamber Choir and the
Irish Sinfonietta. Tá ár comhairleoir agus údar i mBéal Feirste,
Mairtín O Muilleoir, ar an teilifís Dé Domhnach (Cúrsaí Ealaíne,
16 Márta, 11.10pm) ag caint le Tadgh Mac Donnagháin faoi na
h-ealaíne i mBéal Feirste agus Doire.
Later in the week, (Wednesday, 19 March, 7.20pm) UTV has live
coverage from Oporto of the UEFA Champions League Quarter-Final
second leg match between Porto and Manchester United. This game
may seem somewhat academic given United's almost insurmountable
4-0 lead but anything can happen in football and Porto can play
far better than their Old Trafford performance might suggest.
Also on Wednesday, Ireland's Ken Doherty makes his first
appearance in the Benson and Hedges Irish Masters Snooker
Tournament, against former world champion Steve Davis.
The pick of the flicks
The first of the computer hacker movies, and possibly the best,
Sneakers, a comedy adventure starring Robert Redford and Dan
Aykroyd, is screened on Saturday (Network Two, 9pm). The Sunday
Movie on RTE1 (16 March, 9.20pm) is the cosy little comedy
Groundhog Day, featuring Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell where
everything for cynical weather reporter Murray just keeps
happening over and over again. On St Patrick's Night RTE 1 go
with a Grisham thriller, premiering The Pelican Brief, starring
Julia Roberts and Denzel Washington (9.20pm).
BY LIAM O COILEAIN