Big Brother is watching
Republicans don't need television programmes to alert us to
conspiracy theories. When Big Brother is bugging your phone,
checking your mail and greeting you by name in the street, being
paranoid is a healthy option. But the march of modern technology
is making it easier and easier for the state to keep tabs on all
of us.
In the Sci Files (7.30pm, BBC2, Monday, 3 March), reporter
Vanessa Collingridge gave us an update on the situation in
Britain - and we are not far behind. In many British cities and
towns closed circuit surveillance cameras operated by the police
can now follow people's every move. ``We lead the world in closed
circuit television,'' British Home Secretary Michael Howard has
boasted. ``The innocent have nothing to hide.'' George Orwell or
Aldous Huxley couldn't have put it plainer. In Dublin, Temple Bar
is similarly well equipped with closed circuit cameras but the
rest of the city centre is also well, if discreetly, covered.
Private companies have also come up with advanced computer
packages which allow the merging of huge numbers of databases,
containing information about everybody. As one contributor
pointed out, everything we do these days, whether it's a phone
call, a trip to the bank, paying a bill by credit card, even
drawing out a library book with a computerised ticket - all of
that information is recorded somewhere. And despite data
protection laws, the increasing pace of technology means it is
now possible to collate and make sense of that vast amount of
information on our lives which is out there. Gone are the days
when you could just pull the curtains. The privacy we all cherish
is set to become a luxury rather than the norm.
I must admit to being a fan of Jeremy Clarkson, of the BBC's Top
Gear motoring programme. He has a passion for cars and a
vocabulary to describe that passion which even excites the likes
of me, who have yet to experience being in command of a
four-wheeled vehicle that isn't made of plastic and that you
don't have to push or pedal. His own show, Jeremy Clarkson's
Motorworld (8pm, BBC2, Monday, 3 March) brought him this week to
Vietnam, a country where, according to the man himself, Marx now
mixes it with Murdoch. He examined a staggering array of ancient
vehicles, many left behind by various colonials, whether of US or
French extraction, which are still running today, a testament to
a Vietnamese resourcefulness which even McGyver would envy. One
US Chevrolet had been specially adopted to accommodate 20 people
instead of its intended four and with scaffolding in place of the
original suspension. The international motor industry is starting
to tap into the huge potential of Vietnam but for now at least,
cars are small beer. In the countryside oxen are still the norm
while in the cities it seems that everybody drives a moped.
Back On Track (RTE 1, 9.30pm, Monday, 3 March) was supposed to be
an in-depth analysis of Sonia O'Sullivan's unfortunate Atlanta
experiences from Bill O'Herlihy, who travelled to Australia to
talk with our finest athlete. But despite the distance travelled,
the resulting programme was bland and offered no new insights.
Instead we had almost an hour of musical numbers over shots of
Sonia training combined with interviews in the Australian sun
which added nothing to what we already knew about the
disappointment in Atlanta. Arguments and controversies which were
overhyped at the time are of even less interest with the benefit
of hindsight but O'Herlihy dragged us through them all anyway,
including the `change of strip in the tunnel' debacle which he
did so much himself to hype up during the Olympics. We all wish
Sonia well in Athens for the World Championships but spare us
RTE's excuse for decent investigative sport reporting, please.
Absolute turkey of the week was the much-hyped Asteroid
mini-series (9.10pm, UTV, Saturday, 1 March) from the States. Two
huge asteroids are on a collision course with Earth, threatening
a new Ice Age and it's up to Michael Blehn and Annabella Sciorra
to stop them. But the suspension of disbelief necessary to buy
into the story is just too much. The acting is dreadful, the plot
predictable and dull as ditchwater, the suspense laughable and
even the special effects are sub-standard. This Saturday sees the
concluding episode but I couldn't care less whether the world
survives or is blasted into smithereens.
Previews
This is a good weekend for sports fans. Thankfully, the blood
sport that is Five Nations rugby is over for the Irish, who have
gone off to lick their wounds until next January. But this
Friday, 7 March, at 7.35pm, coverage of the World Indoor
Athletics Championships from Paris begins on Network Two. This is
followed at 8.35pm by Grand Prix Formula One 1997 - A Preview,
with Peter Collins and David Kennedy assessing this year's
prospects for Eddie Irvine in his Ferrari and for Eddie Jordan's
new car and eager young drivers, Ralf Schumacher and Giancalo
Fisichella. At 11.35pm also on Network Two, boxing fans can catch
up with the finals of the Irish Amateur Boxing Association's
National Senior Championship Finals from the Stadium in Dublin.
Only the genuine motor racing fans will stay up till 2.30am
(Sunday, 9 March) to watch the Australian Grand Prix live from
Melbourne and this night bird will be one of them. The full race
will be repeated for early risers at 8am on Sunday.
Watch out also for Eurosong `97 on Sunday (9 March, RTE 1,
9.20pm), introduced by Pat Kenny from the Waterford Institute of
Technology. I've only heard one song from the eight that have
been shortlisted and I have to say it was rubbish, but then
that's the Eurovision for you. No-one ever watches this stuff for
the songs anyway. Let's get on to the main event in May, skip the
songs altogether and just devote the whole shebang to the voting.
And remember that key phrase: ``Wyominee, null points!''
BY LIAM O COILEAIN